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Apr 19 2021

Warning: Derby Fever spreading rapidly throughout North America!

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April 19. This is a public health service announcement.  An annual ailment called Kentucky Derby Fever is again spreading rapidly throughout North America as it does every year.  It has also been crossing oceans into other continents and is slated to reach pandemic proportions. There is no known vaccine.

The 2021 Kentucky Derby will be on time this year on May 1.

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What can you do about it?  You could hide inside a cave with no sports media. But no protection is needed, as the illness only affects a person’s mental state, causing them to think about the Kentucky Derby instead of less important matters. 

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For example, your boss may issue your schedule for the week and you say:
That’s a Known Agenda.

Or, the boss asks if you’re driven, and you reply:
That’s an Essential Quality and I’m Highly Motivated.

Or you go to a restaurant and tell your mate: 
This appetizer is gonna Rock Your World.

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You get the picture. The Derby Fever condition also can cause people to spontaneously go out and buy a new seersucker suit, or a sexy dress and matching hat, whether you need them or not.  

Proper Kentucky Derby attire.

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The first thing you should do is stay tuned to Kentucky Derby Central, where the Derby point standings and Championship Series race results are all posted, in addition to analysis and articles specific to the Kentucky Derby that will begin being posted this week.

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It’s also a GREAT time to join the Weekend Winners Club and I’ll tell you why.  Just two months will get you through the Derby, Preakness, and Belmont, and all the great racing in between.  Or choose a 3 month plan to cover the 193 graded stakes races from here until the end of July.

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On the Derby Grid page, you can check out all the various options for joining the WWC or just getting the Derby Grid.  Plus, it lists the successes by the Derby Grid in the past decade or so you can see the incredible value.  

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Stay tuned for some great analysis, statistics, and insight coming up on Kentucky Derby Central, including the final Derby Double Dozen which should be released by the end of this week.  The Derby is coming up quickly on May 1.
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Remember to vote for your winner and first alternate in the poll on the left if you’re using a full screen browser.

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